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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:26:27 GMT

特別報告!
近日有名年約16歲的女子為了弄一份碎蛋三文治比給男友吃
發生離奇的炸蛋事件由於該名女子好日也不會下廚
忘記雞蛋應該煮到那種程度為之熟為了確保蛋熟透
便用了一個常人不會用的方法就是將蛋放進微波爐加熱
結果令蛋在爐裡爆開化成碎片難於清潔

上述資料由 E FOr Emily Pig提供

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:23:24 GMT

6月13日
落雨天真係有點掃興
下午我 emily 我家姐同埋佢男朋友去左太子打保齡球
'生日真係唔同d' 我有3次全中我家姐有5次
之後去左食野好耐未試過呢種感覺

之後去睇《魔幻王國：卡斯柏王子》
比第一集更刺激更好睇

因為無相機用去左影貼紙相
最可惜我夾唔到個公仔比妳總係差少少 sorry

再去埋投注站買6合彩

夜晚韓燒見到一班朋友為我慶祝好感動
佢地送左份令我好難忘既生日禮物原因係小弟今年已經廿歲

感謝身邊所有記得我生日曾為我慶祝既朋友
多謝你地讓我留下美好回憶

~~~特別要多謝妳送比我既生日卡同禮物
醉愛嵐

Monday, May 26, 2008

Mon, 26 May 2008 09:53:17 GMT

遊戲規則:

♥必須發表一篇文章,將所有愛的問題答出來*
♥寫完所有愛的問題後,請點名7名朋友繼續下去*
♥注意!被點名的人不能重複*
♥未滿7人者屬違規,會有報應!*
♥拍拖中的人會分手*
♥單身的會一年內交不到男/女朋友

♥寫出填寫日期: 26/05/2008
♥愛的食物: 壽司
♥愛的音樂: hip-hop,rap
♥愛的店舖: 無
♥愛的顏色: 白
♥愛的國家: 澳洲
♥愛的工作: 讀緊書,何來有野做
♥愛的休閒: 聽歌
♥愛的科目: 中文
♥愛的甜食: 榴槤班cake
♥愛的個性: 率直
♥愛的口頭蟬: 你想我比咩反應你
♥愛的季節: 秋天
♥愛的女人: 唯一會比我拖手既女人
♥愛的男人: 對男人無興趣..做人要走正路
♥愛的節日: 新年
♥愛的香水: 唔用..我都無體臭
♥愛過我的人: 難為情..講唔出口
♥愛的運動: 網球
♥愛的定義: 唔會要求對方有回報
♥愛我的人: 家人

點你的人是：YAU B
你們的關係：對於我黎講..係酒肉朋友
對他的五個印象
[1] 古古惑惑
[2] 懶friend
[3] 成日放飛機
[4] 吹水唔抹嘴..走去搵呀水..
[5] 一個字...賤.... 想知點解問佢本人借紙巾時既態度

她對你做過印象最深刻的事：借紙巾 = ='
如果如果如果她變成你的敵人、你會：未驚過
如果如果如果她變成你的敵人、你最痛恨她的地方是：樣!
對她整體印象：識左好耐既老友.. 都幾鬼馬既
你認為周圍的人認為你是個怎樣的人：唔多出聲
喜歡的個性是：率直
相反的、討厭的個性是：長頭草
自己想成為的理想類型是：倒三角形
給關心自己和喜歡自己的人大喊一句：就是愛妳

把這份問卷傳給10個人：
1) 輝叔
2) 雋
3) 何b
4) shawn
5) bemu
6) 關熙婷
7) jonas
8) Eddy So
9) 周安健
10) 院宏俊

鍾意做就做啦 !

[6號在跟誰談戀愛] 肥昇
[9號是男是女] 男
[如果7和10走在一起，會是好事嗎]我答妳唔到
[那麼8和5] 我都想見識下
[2號在讀甚麼] 日文

[最後跟3號聊天是什麼時候] 約一個月前
[8號喜歡哪種樂隊] 唔清楚
[1號有沒有兄弟姊妹] 有
[你會不會追求3號]無興趣
[那7號呢] 唔會

[4號是單身嗎] 唔清楚
[5號的姓氏] 梁
[10號的名字] paul
[2號讀哪間學校] 返左內地

[隨便說一些有關1號的事] 食左成年國賓
[9號呢] 打波
[3號呢] 打波
[你試過對1號有feel嗎] 怎可能
[9號住哪] 唔清楚
[4號最喜歡的顏色] 鴨屎綠
[2號喜歡7號嗎] 應該.....唔會掛
[你怎麼認識2號的] form1 集會識
[1號有沒有寵物] 無
[8號是否是有史以來最性感的人] 好難答妳..
[10號跟你告白，你會答應跟她交往嗎?] 朋友算唔算交往緊?

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wed, 14 May 2008 09:23:52 GMT

中午落街食完野係樓下開門見到個亞婆..
眼神唔多友善..本來係我入佢出點知佢跟住我地
立即拖住娘子盡快離開
真係比佢嚇親
______________________________今日時運低

Monday, May 12, 2008

Mon, 12 May 2008 09:21:54 GMT

Emily
轉眼間同妳相處左3個月
發覺妳處事比我更成熟
妳說簡單就是美我連最基本都做唔到
有時候更會諗我地既將來如果我唔努力
又點能夠令妳幸福我唔想妳挨苦

無論將來有無緣分與妳一起
我都會珍惜妳
_______________________我愛妳

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Sun, 04 May 2008 12:18:04 GMT

話說晚同家姐落街跑步... 都無乜特別..好似平時咁..
無幾耐...返屋企等lip.. 突然有個小朋友跑過黎.. 我好奇望下個小朋友...
心諗...哇..佢咁型既!? 因為佢個頭係剷到m字額... 係剷青果種..
之後個看更見到..就問個老女人..應該係個小朋友既外婆
個老女人就話:係呀!
佢呢個頭用黎迎接北京奧運ma!(口音講唔正,仲要望住周圍既人笑..個樣好開心,好自豪)
聽完之後..我同家姐另埋一邊忍住笑.
之後看更又問:咁佢鍾唔鍾意呀?
老女人回答:佢緊係鍾意啦! 我個女幫佢剪嫁...佢幾叻呀..傳聖火果日仲著幾色衫添呀!
之後有lip..個故事就完結了...

Monday, February 11, 2008

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:32:17 GMT

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:38:12 GMT

Outta My System lyrics
(feat. T-Pain)

[T-Pain]
Oh

[Bow Wow - speaking]

Damn
I Just keep thinking about you (oh Baby)
I mean I wanna move on but I can't move on (ohhhh)
It's like you have some kind of hold on me and I don't Know (oh ohh oh ohh)
But Imma go ahead and talk about it
Listen

[Verse 1]

I'm sitting looking out the window like damn
Tryna fix this situation that's at hand
You still running through my mind when I'm knowing that you shouldn't be,
Me all on yo mind and I'm knowing that it couldn't be
Cause you ain't call and I ain't even appalled
I still got allot of pain I ain't dealt wit it all
I been running round with other chicks, I'm single and they loving it, I'm liking it but I just want the
one that I was in love with.
That's not the end of it, I'm tryna let you know I can't,
Get a grip of it is what I'm tryna let you know.
You got a hold or some kind of control of me
I don't know what it is, but I gotta get you gone from me
I'm working at it and it ain't getting no better just tryna be like, yeah, forget it, whatever Instead
of staring out this glass looking at this bad weather, damn I gotta pull myself together
Cause...

[Chorus - T-Pain]

When I'm with somebody, all I think bout is you
When I'm all alone, that's all I wanna do
I miss the smiling faces in my sidekick,
Outta town visits, all the time we spent together makes it hard
to get you outta my system.
You know what you do to me (do to me)
You don't even understand (damn)
You know what you do to me (do to me)
It's so hard to get you outta my system.

[Verse 2]

I'm too attached, my heart won't let me fall back
I got it bad, that's what you can call that (ah)
When I see you in the streets, that's the worse for me
Used to love the little things you did, that's what works for me
It's too major, don't see you on my pager,
Know what you doing, where you at, or can I see you later? (Can I see you later?)
The fellas telling me 'just let her go Bow', believe me, I'm trying man, I just don't know how
(Just don't know how)
I be in all the top spots, leaving with the hot shots, knowing they just want me cause I'm in the top spot
That's not poppin and my brain aint stopping, thinking
Who she with, or where she going, is she club hoppin?
I never had this kind of problem in my life, this is my first time dealing with this kind of fight
It's every night and every flight and every time you in my sight,
Damn this aint even right, cause...

[Chorus - T-Pain]

When I'm with somebody, all I think bout is you (yeaa)
When I'm all alone, that's all I wanna do (yeaaaa)
I miss the smiling faces in my sidekick,
Outta town visits, all the time we spent together makes it hard
to get you outta my system. (ohhh)
You know what you do to me (do to me)
You don't even understand (damn)
You know what you do to me (do to me)
It's so hard to get you outta my system.

[Hook - Bow Wow]

Is it wrong for me to feel this way, you been running through my mind all day
Can you feel me?
I been tryna get you off my mind, but I cant after all this time
That's what kills me
Is it wrong for me to feel this way, you been running through my mind all day
Can you feel me?
I been tryna get you off my mind, but I cant after all this time
And it kills me

[Chorus - T-Pain]

When I'm with somebody, all I think bout is you
When I'm all alone, that's all I wanna do
I miss the smiling faces in my sidekick,
Outta town visits, all the time we spent together makes it hard
to get you outta my system. (Hard to get you outtt)
You know what you do to me (do to me)
You don't even understand (damn)
You know what you do to me (do to me)
So hard to get you outta my system

[Bow Wow - speaking]

I remember everything that me and you talked about
Me and you had our whole lives planned out together (oh ohh oh ohh)
And if I could, I would, turn back the hands of time and correct all my mistakes that I ever did
But now I guess I gotta move on, right?
It's still hard and I still love you till this day
Peace.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:09:58 GMT

含苞待放的牡丹

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:06:33 GMT

年三十終於要開封